Our show this evening started with Rudy Canosa, a businessman who has traveled enough to know that getting a massage in a hotel at the end of a day can be a welcome thing. It can also mean an expert masseuse doing her thing so well a man is "begging for relief" at the end of the hour. No doubt this is what happened to Al Gore, says Rudy. Here's a guy, a Nobel Prize winner, an Oscar winner and the former Vice-President looking for a "rubdown" and the next thing you know this masssuse is danicng her fingers all over him. Some men have been reduced to 'dropping to one knee with a towel around them, crying." Finish what you started, says Rudy. Next up, Clara Bingham, middle school teacher, came on to discuss a new, Hollywood-backed effort to teach kids about the First Amendment. Clara says, among other things, the First Amendment allows us to express our anger at BP but not call Obama a socialist. After all, the word "socialist" is code for "monkey." Plus, "Twilight" only had one black vampire in it and that's forty years after William Marshall in "Blacula." Thats not the proper use of free speech.