Professor Emory Clayton joined Phil to get to the bottom of why Obama is taking so much heat for the BP gulf leak. Professor Clayton pointed to what he called an unconscious tendency to link the "black" oil slick to the "black" president.
He also worked in the Beverly Hillbillies "bubblin' crude" and mentioned a white professor at Cal State LA he's interested in dating, even though her views are opposed to his, because "she's built." As far as Obama's alleged slow response to the crisis, Professor Clayton said it was typical of whites to criticize black people for being slow and lazy just because they start their parties later at night, around 10pm. Later Bobbie Dooley came on the show discussing what almost was the "high-tech rape" of Abby Sunderland, being "pushed down on a make-believe pool table by make-believe guys and it was only the intecession of the make-believe bartender that saved her."
