On tonight's show Jack Armstrong opened with a vigorous defense of Comedy Central for censoring "South Park." Well, actually all he said was that, as a liberal, he thought Jon Stewart was funnier and besides all "South Park" does are "booger" jokes. The next hour Rudy Canosa of J'em Lingerie offered that "big women" don't look good in lingerie but that if a man gives them a "la-la-la" and the sound effect of a distant foghorn they're fine. In the last hour Bob Green tells Phil of buying his girlfriend Vicki a "blood diamond." Bob justifies it by saying "the guy that mined it is dead anyway or chopped up someplace so I bought it to give his life meaning.