Mitt Romney joins the show for an "As You Like To Hear Them." John Jerryman sings "You Made Me Love You" for Karen Deauville, and Dave Olivia expresses his "way, way, way, way" respect for the LAPD. For our BSP Classic Hour, Dave Olivia is on because he watches horror movies as a training tool, to become part of the L.A.P.D. Listeners believe that Dave lacks maturity and should never become a cop.

Art Griego, retired pilot, on how he can listen attentively to a raving, crazy passenger and then threaten to rip his throat out with his "thumb and forefinger". Also, Dr. Jim Sadler tries to counsel Phil through a breakup but is distracted by his reception nurse who is pretending to hold a slingshot and aiming it at his "right testicle." The BSP Classic Hour, from November 2001, features Chris Norton wanting to pose nude in Playboy to show men what to do when around sexy women. Later, Phil talks about being invited to the Aspen Comedy Festival, and the fake 9-11 firefighter.

A visit from Frank Grey, deeply hurt. After he said he had to gag down 40 years of Margaret's cooking, she said she had forty years of gagging something else... Bob Green loses it on a flight to Las Vegas. Larry Grover pretends to play the bugle. Donald Trump explains why he tweets the way he does on another "As You Like To Gear Them." The BSP Classic Hour is from 2000. Roland Schwinn claims Peter Jennings and other news commentators are showing a lapse of professionalism in their news reporting.

General Shaw and RC bring you a tortured, overlong piece of drek called "The Red House" with Edward G. Robinson

We've got a monster Bobbie Dooley Thanksgiving Weekend Marathon and a designated BSP Classic Hour from Bob Green, owner of Frazier Foods. Bob offers frozen turkeys but calls them fresh. D charges more. Nice one, Bob"

It's an “As You Like To Hear Them” interview with Donald Trump. Dr. Ed Elcott is bathing and discussing glitter beards, something ELCOTT-The Next Step novitiates have been wearing for years. Chef Carl Chodillia has set up his annual Thanksgiving dinner display… He eats a multi-course meal while people walk by and watch. Originally aired November 25, 2015. The BSP Classic Show is from November, 2002 Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills thinks there should be a special express security line at airports for the more important folks like him. Steve Bosell believes all of his friends think eating the turkey neck is a gay giveaway because it looks like “a guys you know what.

Phil returns with the panel and they immediately get into an argument over a show Frank Grey was watching about prehistoric lice. Meanwhile, the Delmonico is in trouble for looking up the dresses of women at the school fair. Originally aired January 9, 2015 The BSP Classic Hour is from June 2000. Bob Green joins the program to talk about his new book. He claims that angels grope people when they become angry…

Phil pays a pre-Thanksgiving visit to Ted's of Beverly Hills and here's the younger Dunphy brother, Tucker, sing "Honolulu Baby." Coach Vernon Dozier can't believe Phil is watching soccer instead of football..." The BSP Classic hour is from November, 1999. Nov 23 1999 Steve Bosell took his family to a restaurant and ended up going head to head in a drinking contest with his 18 year old son to teach him a lesson about alcohol. Steve is humiliated that his his son drank him under the table.

Don Berman thinks he's got a real story when he spots Newt Gingrich on TV wearing what he believes is a cape. But he admits that moments after delivering his report on his news show he collapses in embarrassment. Bobbie Dooley discusses what she thinks is the topic of Barron Trump. But in fact she's been talking about Barron Von Munchhausen. The BSP Classic Show is a November 22 show from 2004. In hour 2, Bob Green, supermarket owner, is ruining his business by not selling turkeys this season because the Playboy bunny he’s hooked up with says he shouldn’t.

Chef Carl Chodillia begins to talk about barbecuing a Thanksgiving turkey buts runs into trouble with Margaret when he mentions meat thermometers. Dave Olivia almost gets into a fight with a USC fan at the USC-UCLA game. The BSP Classic Show is from 2002 Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Doug Dannger from the Orange County Courier comes on to give insight into why women would sleep with a loser like Ben Affleck. Ted Bell joins the program and talks about his new book