Other duty calls Phil away today so we're featuring a couple of classic clips for today's podcast. Up first is Chris Norton, telemarketer by week, and beach safety patrol by weekend, who joins the program to discuss how he helps fix the bathing suits of women who have fallen asleep on the beach. And then it's R.C. Collins, who says teenage drinking in America is on the rise because of the inordinate amount of pressures teens face today.

It's time for Gene Gebell's Country USA Show as Gene rolls out country favorites and recounts story after story of how and why he got his ass beaten severely by some of America's great country artists or their assistants!

Phil talks Pastor William Rennick into trying frying chicken, something he usually hates. And it's a particularly spicy fried chicken, which has disastrous consequences. Later, Glenn Hartz of the National Hikers Alliance joins the show to talk about hiking, not backpacking, which one does while wearing knee socks and singing "Knapsack on my Back."

Curt Roittman, a mountain climber whose arm got wedged between two rocks and who then tried to gnaw it off the way a small animal might, is interviewed. Steve Bosell got drunk on George Clooney's Casamigos Saturday night and then ran nude with the wolves in the hills behind his house. He's also being interviewed even as he's being BA'd by a water tanker crew making repeated runs over his property.

Don Berman of Channel 19 is inexplicably given 30 minutes to rehash already debunked tripe concerning the Bermuda Triangle, as if it's the Ten Commandments fresh off the mountaintop.

Mavis Leonard, flying to Laughlin, NV for a church retreat and a little gambling, takes exception to Kim Kardashian "filling her butt with fiberglass and foam rubber." Don Micksa's "Career Week" for his engineering students is in danger of failing because he's got "lousy breath." And Don Berman thinks he's got a real original documentary on his hands: a report on the (ta-da!) Bermuda Triangle!

Margaret's son Jason Jay Delmonico (The Delmonico) is interviewed about the Grey family's "Kung Pao" martial arts interest. Later, Phil and his panel try and talk with Dr. Ron Tarner about the Big Bang Theory, but are sidetracked by Ron running sound effects in the background and yelling at his new girlfriend.