Month: November 2010

Cub Boy: “God help me but I love it so.”

The October 2001 DATs have been edited, converted, uploaded, and are now available for streaming and downloading! Cheers,
-Alex

                      The entire web team

                           From Amanda Green in Miami

Tonight, construction contractor Steven Bosell told Phil and his audience that the story of a baby being saved after falling from a seventh floor window in Paris was the cause of great humilation for him. He was playing with his niece when he dropped the child, not seriously, but enough for his wife April to read aloud to him the story of the baby in Paris. Steve put that together with what he saw as a “signal” from  mother to baby for the baby to start crying plus Steve’s wife eating Butterfingers and Steve decided he was being “slandered and made to look like a fool.”

Marylyn Donnelly from the Sunshine State Tea Party was Phil’s guest the following hour. Ms. Donnelly took the Tea Party’s great victory’s Tuesday night in national elecrtions as occasion to herald a new view of American history. From now on, said Marylyn, it would be “Our Founding Fathers and Founding Mothers.” Even without historical evidence women were at the signing of the Declaration of Independence Marylyn wants to assume they were. “There had to be a woman within a few city blocks of the siging. She could have just as easily slipped in and signed.” And, accoring to Marylyn the same was probably true of LGBT people. “You don’t think it was likely some queer was serving up the ale?”

..in this month of Thanksgiving…

Tonight, leading the first hour off was German writer Shoel Heller who was perplexed by Americans and their going back and forth come election time. “First you like Obama, then you don’t, then you do, then you don’t. ” At this rate, said Mr. Heller, with Germany looking to America for its example, “we might as well go back to National Socialism. Good strong leadership and we’re not flip-flopping every two years.”                                  Recent voting

Later came Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Jay and his “sub-commanders” were at polling places today looking at the way people are dressed. “Some of these people were not dressed appropriately. One guy had a pic in his hair and another guy had on swim trunks. I saw another woman wearing a Van de Kamps waitress uniform.” Jay said he and his men were sending people home to get into suits and formal head wear until the LA County Sherrif showed up and “made us sit on the curb all lined up like bitches” so that people driving by made fun of them in their bermuda shorts and pith helmets.