Month: November 2010

Kanatha Grisvard

My mother struggles with her walker as the rest of us look on and laugh! Hahahah! And it was Christmas too. Fancy that! Or maybe my mom is just laughing her ass off at something which is far more likely. Westlake Island, 1998

Kanatha Grisvard

Is the only intelligent entertainment purchase you’ll make. The rest….movies, porn, music…don’t come close

Tuesday, August 22, 2000….Phil is joined by Pilot Art Griego, he believes that Flight 800 was brought down by two airline stewardesses with competing diets. Dodger Baseball with Ross Porter & Rick Monday: Dodgers vs. One Legged Female Celebrities.

October 30, 2001..Lloyd Bonafide joins Phil in the weeks following 9/11 and says he knows for a fact flags are being desocrated…And he’s doing something about it…!

Thursday, December 15, 2005…Gaylan Show joins the program to discuss his hobby: taking photos of young girls. Phil reads some e-mail.

Monday, June 12, 2006….Bobbie Dooley tells Phil her doctor diagnosed her with colon cancer three days ago, then she says that she’s only joking. Bobbie wants Phil’s listeners to know that you don’t have to worry about getting colon cancer as long as you don’t eat like Katie Couric.

            From Jason Robinson, BSP

Tonight, the insanity of Robert Green, CEO from Frazier Foods bubbled over and set the stove on fire as he seriously proposed allowing people to sell children. A woman in Florida was arrested for attempting to sell her 12 week old grandchild for $75,000. “And the Florida undercover cop she was negotiating with got her down to $30,000….and then arrested her!” Bob feels that if the “fat cat adoption agencies can make more money than US Steel then the average person outta be able to go out and sell a kid.”

Next up it was Vernon Dozier who, despite having had his heart broken by a lesbian in college, was on Phil’s show tonight to talk about the guts of Rachel Maddow sticking up for Keith Olbermann after he got suspended from MSNBC for making a political contribution in violation of company policy. “I want to talk about these lesbians that have had the guts to go out and make this world a better place even if it makes my students uncomfortable.” Vernon figures he had it all wrong all these years and now he wants to share openly with his students about homosexuality.

Tonight, it was Herb Sewell on the show, a man who spent 8 years in the forensic hospital at Atascadero for a variety of crimes against woman and children. Mr Sewell, who is now in a half-way house, was asked by Phil to comment on a provision of Jessica’s Law being struck down, that is the provision stating a convicted predator must stay 2,000 feet away from any private or public school and parks. Herb applauded the ruling saying that now he and other members of the “SOL” (Sexual Offenders League-they have a barbecue twice a year)) would be able to find a place to live. Better, said Herb, to make it illegal for any adult “to bring their child, all dressed up in a ballerina costume, anywhere near me.”

Next hour we were joined by Dr. Ron Tarner who was impressed by the number of hits a woman’s blog got when she wrote about dressing her son like Daphne from “Scooby-Doo” for a school Halloween party. Dr. Tarner decidecd he’d dress his son up like a female for school and see if that helped his boring blog get hits, a blog that doesn’t do in a year the traffic this woman’s does in a day. Ron’s son cried and asked why he had to wear a dress but Ron told Phil “it teaches my son that he can give me back something instead of me giving him stuff. The child support I pay alone is a crime against nature.” Ron said his son’s experience wasn’t all that unique. Ron had a childhood friend named Jim Tanny. Everyone used to think he was related to Vic Tanny, the gym owner. “Imagine how embarrassing that was”