Month: November 2010

Our first guest this evening was Ray Burger from the Gay Power Trip bus tour currently making it’s way across the coutry. Ray explained that the purpose of the bus trip was to explain the “gay lifestyle” to middle schoolers (part of the presentation was the ‘gay kiss” episode of “Glee”) and to recruit as many as they could to “enhance their political power.” When told by a caller that being gay was no more a choice that being a Native-American Ray countered that “that guy from ‘Dances With Wolves’ was an honorary Indian!”

Following Ray was the esteemed Professor Don Micksa from the University of Washinton. Micksa was condemning a recent rash of student cheating at the University of Central Florida and was unhappy about the same thing happening in his class. The only problem was the cheating students in his class were turned in by ‘this Tea Partier who wears a three-cornered hat and puts up flyers around campus advertising Bush and his new book.” Micksa called the student an outsider and said he was messing with Micksa’s “tribe.” When it comes to turning in cheating students “I’ll do it thank you very much, not some rat punk messing with my people.”

Tonight our good friend Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center talked about the George Bush book tour and how it is “subverting” President Obama and allows Bush to “gleefully recall waterboarding people.” Dean said ordinarily he is opposed to book burnings but in this one case he’d be in favor. When asked what he thought about a video allegedly showing Obama bowing to the Saudi King, Dean said Obama was showing the King how short he actually could be and that there was nothing to fear or “he was checking to see if a shoe-lace was tied.”

Next up Bobby and Steve Dooley looked at an Italian study showing men who have regular and healthy sex live longer. Bobbie said that if it meant “our men can live longer than I am willing to provide that to them since they are always hitting on me anyway.” At the end of the bit Steve Dooley sounded as if he shouted “Mr Hendrie, help me” into the phone but when Phil asked Bobbie about it, all she’d say was that Steve wanted Phil to bring over some toilet paper if he was coming by after the show.

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Tonight, freelance writer Gerald Fishcher discussed with Phil Joe Jackson’s admission that he beat his son Michael Jackson, the great singer/entertainer. Gerald said that frankly with a kid like that twirling down the street and moonwalking Joe had no choice but to beat the kid so he would tone it down a bit….

And then we had Vernon Dozier who isn’t buying the story of Aron Ralston, a rock climber who’s arm was stuck between two heavy boulders in a Utah canyon in 2003 and who was eventually forced to amputate the arm to get free. Vernon said the pain would have been too much for Ralston. Mr. Dozier said that during an off-road race in New Guinea, 1982, he got a staph infection in one of his fingers. He attempted to amputate it but “screamed like a woman” after the first couple of cutting motions