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“Margaret Grey’s A Little Bird Told Me”-Jason Bateman Gets To Be Escorted Into The Apple Store!

by Margaret Grey

People waiting “on line” (I used that term before anyone else did here in America) for the new iPhone 4 in Los Angeles were treated to the sight of an Apple Store employee escorting Justin Bateman inside when he spotted Mr. Bateman way, way back in line and realized that wouldn’t do. But then, shockingly, those very same people who got to see Jackson Bateman escorted inside without even being charged,  apparently booed Mr. Bateman as he exited the store. Oh My Good Gorgeous God! (OMGGG) If they knew who he was, this means they knew he was an actor that they were seeing in the flesh and yet they didn’t want his autograph and they let him know they didn’t like him. Has the world gone mad? Such activity might be expected from studio executives or other famous people who couldn’t care (quotiong Ian McShane in ‘Sexy Beast’) “one infintesimal fack!” But for regular people who are no one in particular and who could lay for days in the street before medical assistance is summoned to boo a Josh Bateman, you want to be sick.

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Show Log For Thursday, June 24, 2010

Tonight is was Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, on why a 16 year old girl would take off on a bike and then say she was kidnapped as happened in Northern California recently. The girl was actually with friends where she shouldn’t have been. But Vernon says most of these girls grab their bikes and ride over to “the rich side of town to have sex with a guy who owns a hockey team.” (He played “Poor Side Of Town” by Johnny Rivers here) Leave the kids alone, reasons Mr. Dozier, as they are just looking for some privacy after their mothers “shoved their big noses into the girls diary.”

Mavis Leonard, elementary school teacher, supported a Massachusetts program that passes out condoms to 6 and 7 year olds, even over the objections of their parents. “We don’t need children from families with syphilitics in their medical history jumping off of daddy’s flat-bed truck and hobling into school infecting our teachers.” Phil was so disgusted he hung up on everyone…Mavis, the callers, everybody….

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Tonights Show Material

06-24-10 STORIES AND AUDIO
CHARACTER // OPEN // CHARACTER
TV ratings- NBC and FOX split Wednesday
Gore Was Accused of Sexual Advances, Allegedly Called Himself a ‘Crazy Sex Poodle’
*County Board Delays Vote on Arizona Boycott; Supervisor Claims AZ Does Not Share Border with Mexico
*iPhone 4 Owners Report Complaints on First Day of Release
*Mass. governor objects to policy that gives condoms to elementary school, even over parent’s objections
Teen who texted parents she’s been kidnapped is busted for lying
Reporter caught shoplifting says it was part of a ‘freelance’ assignment – but she’s a traffic reporter
Too Soon Spirit Airlines’ New Ad Makes a Mockery of BP Oil Spill
BP Blog Finds Upbeat Side of Oil Spill
*Gary Faulkner, man who hunted Osama Bin Laden, says he’ll return to Pakistan soon
*Van der Sloot’s Mother: He’s ‘Not a Monster’
Morgan Hill: Parents sue in federal court over Live Oak High flag flap
Warm But Watchful Parents Can Keep Kids From Heavy Drinking
Taliban endorses General Petraeus, say new US Afghanistan war chief ‘not smarter’ than McChrystal
What situation? ‘Jersey Shore’s’ Vinny Guadagnino doesn’t mind posing in Village Voice’s Queer Issue
Japanese told to go to bed an hour early to cut carbon emissions
*Passengers On Virgin Atlantic Flight From Hell Threatened With Arrest If They Left Plane, says Virgin Atlantic
*Crane rigger jury hears buried victim John Gallego’s frantic call to 911
Over 2 million cribs recalled amid safety concerns
Low mortgage rates: Experts say it’s time to refinance home at record low rates