Tuesday, December 31, 2002 Tuesday, December 31, 2002  -Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil comes on to close out the year 2002 with some of the top news stories and guest appearances from the Phil Hendrie Show. Guests include Margaret reflecting on Andrea Yates, Harvey Wireman talking about the Robert Blake case and Bud wants to file a story with the AP. Steve Bosell compares himself to Daniel Pearl. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley discusses Elizabeth Smart, Dave Oliva thinks we should pray to Allah that terrorists don't attack us on July 4th. David G. Hall comes on to bark at Phil for not including him in the bits so far. Bobbie comes back to talk about the David Westerfield trial and how it ruined her vacation. Hour 3: Father McQuarters on to discuss the sex in the St. Patrick's cathedral radio bit from Opie & Anthony. Bobbie returns to tell how she disciplines her kids, Jay Santos tells how he's sanding paint from vehicles at his flair drop to check if you're the DC Sniper...Lloyd joins on to tell Jay he's going to have sex with his scull. Vernon Doser comes on to talk about how Bush's “Da-Da” is influencing the U.S. going into Iraq. R.C Collins comes on to talk about how Trent Lott has nothing more to do except kill himself.

Monday, December 30, 2002-Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Margaret Gray is on to talk about Dr. Laura's mother and having death with dignity. Her book is “Decomposed with Dignity.” Flashback with Bobbie Dooley as she protested “A Christmas Carol” is anti-Semitic. Hour 2: Ted Bell comes on to talk about New Year's Eve at “Ted's of Beverly Hills” and how you will be guaranteed safe there. He got to know the Arabs and Iranians in the area so come over and have a “Ted.” Hour 3: Vernon Dozier comes on the program to say in 1980 he invented “Africa Week.” to give black people something not to complain about. Jeff Dowder joins the program to talk about cloning and how if Phil has a clone he'd grow up to be a radio host with the name Phil8592 Hendrie7373.

Friday, December 27, 2002 Show log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Part 9 of “Highway Safety & You” with Bob Green of Frazier Foods. He gets in the fast lane and slows down... speed kills, ya know? He enjoys it. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler has a neighborhood watch group that's trying to do what President Bush wants with the War on Terror so they are watching people at the grocery store. He and his kids go through his neighbors' garbage and pick through it. Hour 3: Steve Bosell a construction contractor joins the show to tell us that he came home and told his wife's friend she has a “nice camel toe.” He's suing the woman for canceling the contact for an addition he was going to put on her house and because she has no sense of humor.

Thursday, December 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Larry Grover joins the program to talk about how men have the power to pick the women they want to go out with, not the other way around. He's a catch because he's respectful to women asking them to clean, scrub & for sex. Phil tells he did the voice of Larry for the last bit. Margaret was on the show last night and told how had a birthday party for her son Jason J. Delmonico. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonified is on to discuss how he feels sad that his wife needs to pee on a long road trip because 9/11 made her soft. She ruined his car seats. David G. Hall and Bud Dickman join in to talk about the top 10 Christmas phrases that sound dirty but really are not such as “Santa's sack is really budging.” Classic Flashback from Chris Norton and his copyrighted his moves. Hour 3: Dave Oliva comes on and is upset about Robert De Niro going to show his movie “Analyze This” to U.S. Troops. Dave thinks he's doing this to rub in what a big shot he is and how he'll be boinking their girlfriends while they are away. Flashback from R.C. Collins and Harvey Wireman with “Kiss the Gunner's daughter.”

Wednesday, December 25, 2002 Wednesday, December 25-Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Secret Santa spotlight: 75 year old Alf Berradi – He gives veteran widows money to help out, some are grateful, some are not. If they're not he goes and asks for the money back. Steve Bosell saved 2 lives, his and his wife's. His wife had to go to the bathroom when they were in a gang-infested neighborhood, he said no, she urinated in the car, he's suing her. Hour 2: Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police is on to get the beards off of the Santa's during Christmas because they reminded his son of Bin Laden. Larry Grover with a flashback. Chester Shunt with “let's fix something around this place.” Hour 3: Dean Wheeler joins Phil to talk about his art piece “Jesus Dinner” and he expects a grant from the NEA. He demands tax dollars to show Jesus in a microwave and on a tiki torch. A drunk DJ is playing Christmas music and takes some dedications.

Tuesday, December 24, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Pastor William Rennick from Joyful Union Congregation is on to discuss the Christmas Show at the church. In the show, one of the wise men has a bomb strapped to his chest, pulls the string and explodes the bomb where a Jesus doll is catapulted into the crowd. Whoever catches it wins the door prize. Also, a flashback from Lloyd & R.C. Collins. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley joins Phil this hour to talk about her “Springtacular” but brings up the fact that her and Steve took sledgehammers to a used car in their neighborhood because it breaks the CCNRs of her homeowners association. Also a couple flashbacks. Hour 3: Johnny Hangle from KHUNG radio with some Christmas Tunes. Don Parsley is a Santa in a mall – he got fired after he told the kids they were “lying pieces of S.”

Monday, December 23, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Jay Santos come on to talk about how people behave at Christmas parties. Lewd and Crude behavior will be monitored by the Citizens Auxiliary Police. A flashback with Paul "Tubby" Lane where he pisses in his pants when he's racing a Sega video game. Hour 2: An hour with Margaret Gray, she thinks first-class flying should be reserved for actors, celebrities and the weathly because she saw a woman there who looked uncomfortable with the first-class menu and a DVD player. She returns also with another entertainment report. Hour 3: Feature bit from the 2002 best of CD with R.C. Collins. Larry Grover and a woman in his office have counter-sexual harassment lawsuit claims against each other because she brought in an ultrasound picture to show off her pregnancy and he got her back by putting up a picture of his private area. Another bit from the 2002 best of CD.

Friday, December 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a high school football coach who thinks it's rude to sit in your car with your blinkers on waiting for someone to come in from a store. He thinks it's fun to screw with people when they do this. Johnny Depp come on to endorse the show (but it's really Phil)...Phil explains the show. Bob Green from yesterday. Hour 2: Phil takes calls from people who are watching the Webcast. Bobbie Dooley from Western Estates Parent/Teacher association is on to talk about “A Christmas Carol.” She finds it to be anti-Semitic. The Bob Heverly show, Bob is filling in and he's drunk. Hour 3: Don Burman from Channel 19 News is having Muhammad replace Santa this year because Muhammad didn't do anything to have people follow him so he needs to do some work. Football picks. Phil takes more calls.

Thursday, December 19, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka says it's deceitful to send out Christmas cards that indicate things are going okay in your life when they really aren't -- uses the example of his ex-wife. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: A student gives his teacher a gift for Christmas, a nursing bra and a vibrator. His father, Eric Hester now wants to take her out for a cocktail. The Come-over Boy Show is on...check it out (on the Phil Hendrie show). Hour 2: The biggest forgotten news of 2002...Greta Van Sustern got her eyes done. Phil talks about some other stuff of that happened throughout the year. A bit tried on Monday, is re-tried with R.C. Collins. Bit from Bobbie Dooley yesterday – Racism is “so yesterday.” Hour 3: Jay Santos from the Citizens Auxiliary Police comes on say if you're in a mall parking lot more than 90 minutes, you'll have your tires deflated and paint chipped off it so you can be identified. Phil talks about Disneyland and the small pox vaccine.