Friday, November 29, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Bobbie and Steve Dooley Thanksgiving Special Hour 1 Bobbie and Steve Dooley start off by talking about having a middle school party where 14 year old girls are getting a big laugh seeing Steve with his pants down. She knows DKNY and FUBU so they are allowed. David comes on tell off Phil for him acting like Dr. Laura. Bobbie and Steve get yelled at from another caller. Hour 2 Bobbie comes on to talk about a lady that recently died from heat at Western Estates. Steve bad locked her breaker box because her air conditioning was too loud at night. She doesn't feel responsible because she wasn't following the rules of the homeowners association. Hour 3 It's “Summertacular” time at Western Estates where a security plan is put in place where Steve tried to break into the homes to see how easy it was to get in to abduct children. Steve got assaulted. They only take the kids to strip bars and McDonald's.

Thursday, November 28, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1 “Mother's with Son's” Chairperson Bobbie Dooley is on to talk about her son who was so popular he went ahead and did it with a girl who was teasing him. Bobbie started “Mother's with Son's” when she was inspired by the Taliban's John Walker Lindh. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley had a Clothes-a-thon where the clothes are donated to a battered women shelter. Bobbie doesn't like to see these women in her “lime green pumps” and forest green gingham dress.” Phil tells all that he played Bobbie in the last bit. Hour 3: “Mother's Against Peer Pressure” founder Bobbie Dooley is on to talk about her son was forced to drive at 80 miles an hour because another boy told him to. He could have killed a bunch of people but it really wasn't his fault. Some more family album snapshots with the Dooleys.

Wednesday, November 27, 2002 Show log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Things start out with Margaret Gray saying that many people are cooking Thanksgiving meals wrong. She needs to go around and teach women how to cook a bird right without canned cranberry. The bit is a little funnier than yesterday's – so Phil thinks. He contemplates a sex change. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to say he's upset that Bush is having his Thanksgiving dinner flown in on Air Force One. Bobbie comes on to talk about her upcoming Thanksgiving Marathon on the Phil Hendrie Show...She argues about it but Phil tells her he doesn't care because he made her up. Hour 3: Phil starts the hour with news on full face transplants. Chef Carl Chadillia comes on to talk about a great recipe – The Thanksgiving Goose. David G. Hall yells at Phil for not letting Bud in the studio. Bud does “things that sound dirty but really aren't.”

Tuesday, November 26, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out by talking about Italians and the Mafia in movies and TV. Family Album Snapshots with Steve Bosell & Chef Carl Chadillia. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier comes on the program after he was admitted to a drug treatment center. He doesn't have a drug problem but was arrested for slapping his wife because at Thanksgiving dinner, no one was thanking him. More family Album Snapshots with Roland Schwinn. Hour 3: Thanksgiving tips with Margaret Gray. She'll give you recipes for Thanksgiving but you have to call her for permission first. Phil takes a call from some real guy about Christian Rock.

Monday, November 25, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills joins the show to start things off tonight. Ted thinks there should be a special express security line at airports for the more important folks like him. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is suing for Mr Hutchins saying “I didn't know Steve ate “baked penis.” He believes all of his friends think eating the turkey neck because it looks like “a guys you know what.” Hour 3: Phil starts off talking about Vegas hotels. David G. Hall comes on to tell Phil to stop talking about Vegas and let Bud come on do “5 minutes with Bud Dickman.” Bud does stand up.

Friday, November 22, 2002 Show Log by Machine Dintino Hour 1: Larry Grover starts things off with the idea that cheerleaders should start wearing baggy slacks. He feels that they make demands on football players by nagging them with “Go go go, get it in, stick it in” - that sounds quasi-sexual to him. Phil explains he did the voice of Larry. Flashback with Vernon. Hour 2: Margaret Gray joins the show to discuss Wynona Ryder and how she should be given a little leeway when she's stealing from Sachs 5th Avenue because she was researching a part for a movie. Margaret thinks drinking and driving should be allowed too for actors too. Phil explains the show again. Brad Rifkin is on with a flashback. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler is against the war in Iraq and he's having school children write letters to President Bush “Don't murder Iraqi children.” He thinks if Bush does nothing he'll be removed from office for ignoring school children. The letters are signed on behalf of Wheeler Import/Export. Father McQuarters comes on with a Flashback.

Thursday, November 21, 2002 Show Log by Paulie Dintino Hour 1: Dean Wheeler and his neighbors are doing what President Bush asked to protect America by writing down what people are doing and monitoring their groceries. It's OK because he's a friend and he's going to have fun going through your garbage. Phil Hendrie did the voice of Dean. Hour 2: Phil starts out by talking about the TV show The Bachelor. Ted Bell comes on with a Flashback. Phil and a caller play “How white are you?” Phil gives away a Citizen's Axillary Police T-shirt. Joe Dickhead with NFL picks as he gets waxed by another man. Hour 3: Deb Turner come on to tell how to find a man, keep a man & know the man. She calls ex-girlfriends of the men to find out what they did wrong so she won't repeat the mistakes. Phil talks about The War on Terror and other news.

Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Machine" Dintino Hour 1: Phil starts out by talking about the upcoming Aspen Comedy Festival and news on Michael Jackson hanging his kid out of a window in Berlin. Hour 2: Doug Dannger from the Orange County Courier comes on to give insight on Ben Affleck. He believes that as a gay man and gay journalist he slept with hundreds of women to find out why women go out with losers like Ben Affleck. Steve Bosell comes on with a flashback. Hour 3: Ted Bell joins the program and talks about his new book "Making the Step-Dad Happy." He gives advice to the kids to make their moms worthy to be with the new man she's married. Phil breaks the news that he created the voice of Ted.

Tuesday, November 19, 2002 Show Log by Paul "Paulie" Dintino Hour 1: Steve Bosell starts the show this evening. He's a construction contractor and is on to tell us that he came home and told his wife's friend she has a “nice camel toe.” He's suing the woman for canceling the contact for an addition he was going to put on her house and because she has no sense of humor. Flashback with Paul Tubby Lane. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley ask two gay homeowners at Western Estates to move because one is HIV positive. They are responsible for Western Estates winning “Gated Community of the Year” in Spa Life magazine but they still gotta go. Flashback with where R.C. Collins has some fresh ideas about capturing Osama Bin Laden. Hour 3 Phil talks about the news of Phil firing Bud Dickman made a radio website! Punchy Sanderson and George Foreman host the Vernon Forest Vs. Michael Jackson fight. Phil talks about Eminem's boyhood going on sale on Ebay.

Monday, November 18, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier comes on the show to talk about pee-wee football. He believes injury is just a part of the game. “It's exciting to see if a player is going to walk again or not.” Ted Bell with a flashback. Hour 2: Phil starts the hour talking about CBS doing a reality show based on The Beverly Hillbillies. Phil does “3 things: Rock & Roll CD Bonus tracks, Dream interpretations & Men who dance." Hour 3: R.C. Collins joins the fun with some fresh ideas about capturing Osama Bin Laden. The military have not done the job so far so he needs go over there while doing recreational drugs. Harvey Wireman comes on to defend R.C. and his school. Lloyd joins in.