David G. Hall and Dean Wheeler ganged up on Phil in the first hour telling him he had no right to talk about marine mammals flourishing on the California coast while oil drilling is going on. David reminded Phil that while he was not into censorship Mr. Wheeler's Northern California Holisitic Center is a sponsor. Dean said the reason why there are no seals in Florida is because the people of Florida killed them all, not because they are not indigenous to the area. Phil then had another meltdown over the Swith Not Being Flipped...he was almost ready to kill himself when he finally demanded that engineering put in an on/off light. Next hour Jack Armstrong, liberal pollster and blogger, babbled abouyt why he thinks some black voters are joining the Tea party. His theory is that African-Americans just want to pee all over the Democrats because it's how they act reflexively. They rebel. A lot of hooey like that. A high point of hour three was Margaret calling in to sing an arrangement of "Folsom Prison Blues" she did for Johnny Cash while she was appearing in "Hair."
...and of course I know you may be bullshitting me but please don't just for this one fleeting moment we have together...(I know the women won't lie but the men...they lie...oh yeah....
04-06-10 schedule and audio
National Socialist Radio or As You’d Like To Hear Em possible? Sandra Bullock Breaks Silence on Alleged Graphic, Nazi Sex Tape
Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy tweet breakup
FCC loses key ruling on Internet `neutrality'
Nicollette Sheridan sues producer of 'Housewives'
No fries with that: fast food axed at Afghan bases
Spirit Airlines to charge up to $45 for carry-ons
Tom Coburn critical of Fox, nice to Nancy Pelosi
Despite previous governors' refusals, McDonnell issues Confederate history month proclamation
'Dancing' twirls past 'American Idol' for 1st time
Crews begin drilling into W.Va. mine where 25 died
Wash. man charged with threatening Sen. Murray
Black conservative tea party backers take heat
6-Year-Old Commits Suicide, Examiner Says
MSNBC Suspends David Shuster ‘Indefinitely’
Obama Limits When U.S. Would Use Nuclear Arms
Vatican blasts anti-Catholic 'hate' campaign
Singer Reggie Ramirez Inspires 'Endless' Speculation on Gender
Study: We still love our iPhones
Arpaio gets inmates moving on electricity-generating cycles
Stories we couldn’t get to
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Jay Santos...not Maj. Newton