Dickhead and the Professor's picks:
packers 10 at LIONS 40,
RAIDERS 21 at cowboys 31,
steelers 20 at RAVENS 22,
titans at COLTS, JAGUARS at browns, buccaneers at PANTHERS, BEARS at vikings, patriots at TEXANS, cardinals at EAGLES, DOLPHINS at jets, FALCONS at bills, RAMS at forty-niners, BENGALS at chargers, BRONCOS at chiefs, GIANTS at redskins, saints at SEAHAWKS
Moist and tender
Tonight Dave Oliva and Jay Santos butcher up a report on the Thanksgiving traffic with Jay running up and down the shoulder of the freeway on his Harley stopping at his "checkpoints."
Ted Bell and Bill Bruford of Bruford's Turkey Farm argued over how each was going to roll out his commercial. Meanwhile David G. Hall liked the idea of the men combining their messages since Ted's is "We want to put our meat in your mouth" and Bill's is "Our turkey's are moist, tender and willing."