The pre-show today is well worth it as Phil tears media and Mr and Mrs America a brand new ass. On into the show there was discussion of new pings from the Indian Ocean as Art Griego stood on the runway in Santa Monica reporting. His boss, Bob Cumming had aircraft landing and taking off behind him "so it sounds like I'm actually in Perth, Australia." Bud's joke about May Pang's family having been the main developers of the ping olocator, thus missing the chance to call the company Pang's Pings fell completely flat. Vernon Dozier commented on the "pussy's" now working in politics and how guys like Vance McAllister need to just take it like men. "If its caught in the meat grinder then brother, just keep it in there and crank away." Mavis Leonard talked with Margaret about not being sensitive to Robert and his rough background. "Robert was part of a street gang called the June Bugs. Not very bad ass." Bobbie Dooley wound up dropping both Steve and Gene Wiffner, who thought when Bobbie said she didn't want the sound effect of a shotgun "cocking and firing she meant she didn't want cock." Steve chimed in saying "there aren't too many women who want it more" and thats when Bobbie brought the pain
"Two universes touched at one point 13 billion years ago creating an explosion that then created us and our universe. At some point in the future, once our universe expands to a certaim point, as it is racing to do now, it will touch another universe creating an explosion that creates some other universe. And then that's someone else's problem. Capice? Now I can't make it any simpler than that. And by the by, Neil Tyson whatever-your-mom can kiss the same ass cheek Hawking's gonna kiss."
Angus Houston...not McGee
Phil ranted about Facebook and the degenerates that use it...then Art Griego returned with more on the search for Malaysia Air 370 and the fact that he finally got the guys name right that's running the search, Angus Houston, but was still losing his notes in his wife's grocery list, at one point screaming 'I'll get your tampons when I'm done here' when the line suddenly went dead...Speaking of that, Margaret chalked up her 'heavy flow' as the reason she and Bobbie got into it while discussing a high school teacher's suspension in Santa Monica for wrestling a student he thought was a threat to the floor. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick took opposite sides of the debate on a family rescused from their sailboat during a round the world trip because of a sick child....10,000 hours of the worlds greatest show's audio and video await you with a BSP