Phil brought on Ted Bell to discuss the kind of beef he buys from this Bundy guy.....Ted says its pretty old and may be slightly diseased but produces just the right kind of diarrhea that Ted's customers can "savor..." Ted brought on his lunch chef Larry to explain. It all culminates in an outdoor campaign that trumpets the Ted Bell slogan "Ted's of Beverly Hills...A River of Shit..." Phil, Bud and the General started commenting on some elderly women they saw on TV and their "back doors" which disgusted Margaret..
Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick came on to talk about an abuse story at a school in Atlanta. Pastor Rennick was also dealing with a group of chickens he got from kids at Easter
Other weirdness...... Congrats to All Access BSP metcalfc of Mission Viejo, CA. winner of this mornings iPad!
Photo shows the path of Shirley Jones 950th home run for the Northwest Texas Wonderboys at Cavalcade Park
Phil talked to Bob Captain, former major league plasy by play guy about Albert Pujols hitting his 500th home run. Captain recalled the story of Shirley Jones (not the actress) a big home run hitter in minor league baseball for the Northwest Texas Wonderboys who jacked his 950th (or something) one day. When the fan who got a hold of it refused to return it to the team other fans chased him down, nearly stripped him and almost beat him to death and got the ball back. The thing of it was no one to this day knows how many home runs Shirley Jones hit. Phil meanwhile sounded like a Bozo abroad not being able to pronounce "Pujols."
Phil flipped out on the equipment....again....talking about how "all this" he thinks he is as an audio engineer....as his phone was ringing while his mike was open and he couldn't turn it off. Alright!
Margaret thrilled the assembled with her version of "Shot in the Dark."