August Sensen and Lady Beth
DON'T MISS THE PRE-SHOW TODAY....
Phil came up with a character spur of the moment during the pre-show and stayed with it for the length of the show; August Sensen, a sex expert who has "written close to 10,000 pamphlets and booklets on sex and how to get the most out of it." August was even busted the same way Larry Craig was in the restroom at Minneapolis/St. Paul airport but he was using a stall in the ladies room..
Phil kicked the show off by saying Wiz Khalifa couldn't smoke near as much dope as he claims he does otherwise he wouldn't get any work done. Dope is fine but it can make you stupid. "Many of our fine, young hip-hop artists want the weed legalized even though they don't smoke near the amount they claim because that shit is 'stupid-making.'
Phil also discussed the fine documentary "Nixon on Nixon" currently airing on HBO. Margaret was "shocked" to hear Nixon say the word "(mumbled) kike."
The crew also reviewed the Emmy's with Jeff Dowdder and a befuddled and tired Doug Dannger. Seth Meyer layed an egg out there according to Phil and it was the fault, in his opinion, of an NBC executive at the top in order to promote the hell out of Meyers late night show. Who is the NBC CEO? The crew didn't know until Margaret identified him as Bob Bergoodan. Or Bob Bergoyan.
No ticket yet to The World of Phil Hendrie at the Irvine Improv? Then go get one and spend your money wisely, maybe for the first time in your life.
Brass Villenueva is a talent agent looking for young models... even if it means following them home and tapping on their bedroom windows to give them a card. From August 2002.