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We'll be checking in from the desert, like I was saying....

Chris Norton, a part-time telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, California joined us for our two-hour special on preparing kids for the world.  Mr. Norton is 26 years old and recently approached his father about getting money for a new business he wants to start, an adult film studio. His idea is to produce adult films based on regular movies like "Gone With The Wind" and "E.T." "I can have Rhett Butler getting oral from Scarlet O'Hara," says Chris. His father turned him down though and now Chris says he needs his parents to "come through with something" since they didn't prepare him properly for the world and he doesn't know how to fill out a job app. Chris spent the whole day today sitting on the couch at his parents house (where he also sleeps) filming himself masturbating "so I can get the techniques and stuff."

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