....what I imagine shit to taste like. Now, I'm an oyster fan from way back. Anyone that knows about Lee and Rick's in Orlando, especially back in the day knows what I'm talking about. Buckets of oysters, steamed or not, beer, cocktail sauce, butter. You could plow through a few dozen buckets with help in a jiffy. And I am thrilled to know they are still in business. But last night, I was no where near Lee and Ricks. I was in California, miles and years from those great days. I had a dozen oysters on ice, nothing special, but I thought what the hell. They were okay, kinda scrawny but then I get to oyster number four.
Bad Oyster Cult
Rotten. Almost swallowed it. I can still taste it. Okay....you may now start making your jokes....
Friday night we had Steve Bosell, a construction contractor from Corona, Ca., who is suing his church, Corona Christ, for ordering him not to continue showing a YouTube video he made with his kids. In it, he pretends he's throwing a puppy off a cliff to "satirize" the marines that did the same thing in Iraq. When he showed the clip as part of a comedy act he does for his church festival, no one laughed and his pastor told him not to come back 'for the dinner show." Steve is suing for damages because "them not laughing makes it look like Christians can't have any fun." Later, Bud and Robert perform in another episode of "Ironswine." In this one, Bud, as Ironswine, pretends to be a Jew in Holland to try and trap anti-semitic people. He stands around singing "If I Were A Rich Man" until he gets hassled by Robert, playing an anti-semitic Dutchman, and arrests the culprit....In the final hour, Margaret popped on to say that a woman arrested in Salt Lake for plastering fliers depicting a 13 year old girl in a local school as having had bestial sex did a bad thing but lets put this in context. What if the woman was trying to ward off this kid and her mother from "tag-teaming her son." Margaret claimed it happened to her when a 13 year old and her mom were hitting on Jason Jay Delmonico
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